The return of his holiness cum craziness ie VJ will now help you become a Celebrity - INSTANTLY !!!!!!!
1. Myth about talent:
We have clearly seen and undoubtedly know that 99% of the times fame and talent are inversely proportional. What you really need is the art of flattery, technique of grabbing undeserved attention and someone else's credit and also the mastery of back-stabbing. So practice these - daily.
2. Scandelize yourself:
This is 'the way' celebs of today and future will emerge. Self created scandals will keep you famous. The praise-worthy examples of tiger woods, Britney Spears are legendary but YOU can better them!
3. Blog yourself:
Start blogs that praise you for your incredibly breathtaking talent and skills which clearly don't exist. This will fool the layman into believing that you are famous and hence mission accomplished. (this is 'the reason' for this blog too)
4. Buy reviews:
To get good reviews - the age old technique of buying reviews is a must. It is time-tested and is crucial. Buy magazine editors, newspaper columnists, newsreaders etc. so that they write huge praise-showering passages about your greatness.
5. Paparazzi:
N most important for every celeb is to have paparazzi surrounding him or her AT ALL TIMES (refer picture above depicting the paparazzi that follow me - everywhere). So pay some of them to follow you - this will make other paparazzi follow you thinking you are someone famous and suddenly you are Famous!
Finally on becoming famous, leading 'your' celeb life may become another problem which has already been blogged about (refer blog dated March 7,2010 below)
P.S. - If this was helpful , which I know surely was, feel free to send your signed blank cheques to me as a token of love. And for the misers, plz have the decency to leave a comment (avoid abuse even though it maybe highly tempting).
