I know you have thought about this question for all your life and have miserably given up. But when you are Vipul Jain (which, btw you are obviously not) - giving up does not appear in your vocabulary (I speak figuratively here)
You see,
Things are very fleeting - like freakin' fashion.
For example, the CID jokes of the brave door-breaker Daya are now replaced by Rajni the daily-master of the impossible. Fashion is a serial n silent killer - remember that.
You also see,
Life is unreal. Facebook is the real proof for that.
And then, Television constantly reminds you that-
YOU SUCK. Thats why it is so damn famous and you are just another wanna-be couch potato (assuming you can afford a couch). Therefore, take a permanent marker and tattoo this on your forehead my friend(or cousin, as the case maybe) -
"Sadists rule the world and your self-esteem is their favourite toy."
And finally, carve this on your brain -
You shall never outlive the world. And if you do, whom will you tell it to?
