Saturday, January 22, 2011

How to survive 2011?

Alright now. Let me tell you what's bad about 2011.
It will get followed by 2012 and as per a psychotic movie - we will all die.
But that's not so bad, is it?

Now let me tell you what's good about 2011.
You get another year to make new mistakes (rather - blunders) and then you can say in an intellectual tone "It's just a new beginning, things will get better." You can blame the past year for your present mistakes. And repeat the same next year.
Ain't that great?

Now I will tell you what will REALLY really happen.
You will dream of greatness (only dream), you will continue to live on the web and be constantly shocked by the lack of reality in real life and wait for things to change in the next year.
Now that's OK, isn't it?
Happy belated another new year.
Hope you survive.