So you are 21 or 23 or 45 and looking for a career not because you want to but because your parents don't feel like funding your shameless spending any-more.
Therefore - YOU need a job where you can sell yourself for prints of Gandhi.
Option numero uno - Family business
It is safe, simple and well tested. But if you are parents don't trust you (which is reasonable) they will tell you to get a job first. Simple truth - they don't want you to wreck the family business. (And your violent past proves their reasoning).
Option number two - Get a job
Work... no, slog like a pig for some company and get a pay proportional to the amount of health you will sacrifice for the blood-sucking corporates that own (I mean employ) you.
Option three - Start your own innovative business.
Whom are we kidding - if you are reading this you don't have the slightest idea of what it takes to start your own business.
