How to get your dream job?
1. Don't get a qualification:
Jus' because you are a qualified CA or MBA or (sadly, both) or some techie, doesn't mean you'll get a job. Actually, getting a qualification is a hindrance in getting a job. Eg: A qualified CA can only work as a CA and hence can't apply for coveted and highly enjoyable and respected jobs like that of a bartender, bouncer, guy who selects air-hostesses at kingfisher etc.
2. Don't work:
You see, most innocent people think that people who are committed to work will get a job. That's pure bullshit. Useless bullshit, to be specific. People who work become workers. People who pretend to work become supervisors. People who don't give a damn(except for making money) become owners. And people who exploit everyone, form the Government. Hence - never work.
3. Don't Panic:
Hey, it may so happen that you might not get a job for 2 or 3 or 230 months. It's O.K. Stay calm boy/gal/Bobby Darling... Then, look at yourself in the mirror. Laugh at what a jobless-scoundrel you have become and are shamelessly proud of it. Finally, sell your soul to some corporate and everyday lie to yourself that you are happy at achieving your dream job.
