Everyone knows, this world needs fixing. Contrary to popular belief, I can help.
Issue - Censorship. This thing only makes those things more popular.
Fixing - Wait... is that the real motive? Then, ok.
Issue - How the hell can the sickeningly senseless, manically uninformed, psychologically challenged, purely deranged, happily dense(headed) and literally demented governments even dream of stopping torrents? (Loads of) People like me would happily bear curfews and even public lashings but we will not tolerate the slightest threat to our beloved torrents.
Fixing - Let there be torrents.
Issue - Lack of stuff to enjoy. People have the right to enjoy [this can replace the entire Bill Of (pseudo) Rights in my humble (sort of) opinion] and there badly needs to be more fun stuff to do and more time to do them.
Fixing - Ban all jobs. Ok, at least let the timings not resemble chronic slavery. Or as a last resort, pay us a few more peanuts than usual.
Issue - Too many screaming issues in the world. (You see what I did there? In case you didn't - Issues also mean loud and troublesome things that emerge after roughly three fourth of a year due to an act that is too explicit to describe. I recommend videos instead).
Fixing - Control the issue before it arises. (I think you saw what I did here, this time. If you didn't, I recommend taking a walk off your closest skyscraper).
Issue - Censorship. This thing only makes those things more popular.
Fixing - Wait... is that the real motive? Then, ok.
Issue - How the hell can the sickeningly senseless, manically uninformed, psychologically challenged, purely deranged, happily dense(headed) and literally demented governments even dream of stopping torrents? (Loads of) People like me would happily bear curfews and even public lashings but we will not tolerate the slightest threat to our beloved torrents.
Fixing - Let there be torrents.
Issue - Lack of stuff to enjoy. People have the right to enjoy [this can replace the entire Bill Of (pseudo) Rights in my humble (sort of) opinion] and there badly needs to be more fun stuff to do and more time to do them.
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| Man knows his shit. |
Issue - Too many screaming issues in the world. (You see what I did there? In case you didn't - Issues also mean loud and troublesome things that emerge after roughly three fourth of a year due to an act that is too explicit to describe. I recommend videos instead).
Fixing - Control the issue before it arises. (I think you saw what I did here, this time. If you didn't, I recommend taking a walk off your closest skyscraper).
