I like you so much I want to take up drugs and hang from my ceiling.
The one's whom you want to see what you did there, don't.
I had a haircut as there was more on my head than in it.
Her charm and beauty make men say they're gay.
I almost decided to do something today that did not involve the term procrastination.
There's no 'I' in a team. Same applies for joy and happyness (latter as per Will Smith).
The word period is painfully funny. Men feel the pain when they try to make it funny.
You are pretty. You are stupid. You are pretty stupid. And your shoes are ugly.
I love you. Just kidding. I hope you die. Just... the end.
So you like getting drunk? Good. And has your liver found a new owner, yet?
Kids are funny especially the fat ones when they're crying for food (which you hold just out of reach).
I love work. (LOL attack. Dead for all nine lives. Instant Nirvana).
You think this is funny? Oh, you meant my life? And you used funny as a synonym for sad?
K.
The one's whom you want to see what you did there, don't.
I had a haircut as there was more on my head than in it.
Her charm and beauty make men say they're gay.
I almost decided to do something today that did not involve the term procrastination.
There's no 'I' in a team. Same applies for joy and happyness (latter as per Will Smith).
The word period is painfully funny. Men feel the pain when they try to make it funny.
You are pretty. You are stupid. You are pretty stupid. And your shoes are ugly.
I love you. Just kidding. I hope you die. Just... the end.
So you like getting drunk? Good. And has your liver found a new owner, yet?
Kids are funny especially the fat ones when they're crying for food (which you hold just out of reach).
I love work. (LOL attack. Dead for all nine lives. Instant Nirvana).
You think this is funny? Oh, you meant my life? And you used funny as a synonym for sad?
K.
