Reasons for Migraine

I have returned to spread my glorious, luminous and perpetual light of unmatched wisdom for the common and ordinary folk. The truth of the daily migraine which the ordinary man unknowingly suffers from is my ie VJ's (the extra-ordinary superman who plays with kryptonite) topic of introspection.

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The biggest and foremost reason is the lack of reason and explanation - for anything and everything. For example, why is there no heading for this point? or what is the point of this topic? or more precisely what is the point of this blog itself (the picture needs no more explanation).

2. Inherent stupidity of life

We - as humans - are generally not stupid (though there are countless exceptions). But life itself is stupid. If there was a purpose to life then we would all have private jets in our private planets with an endless supply of ice-creams, football, girls, money etc. But as you know - we don't have all this and thus life is stupid.

3. Money

There has never ever been a more psychotic, neurotic or deplorable invention than money. We need to PAY for what we want like the right to food and private jets. To top this the most worstest thing about money - it CANNOT even buy love. Oh! what misery.. (not even talent - I have personally tried buying this and as you can clearly see it has been a glorious failure of unspeakable proportions)

4. Miscellaneous

To round it all off - migraines are also caused by long soul-sucking queues, hell raising traffic, loud mouthed neighbours, low speed internet, pathetic movies, humourless jokes (and blogs in certain cases), lack of intellectuals (oh - every human comes under this category from my POV. For you it may not cause a migraine so be happy you limited IQ reader), no Government funding for personal nuclear weapons, road dogs, politicians, TV commercials etc. etc.

5. I wanted to type some more but I just had a migraine attack. This is too much - I'm off to the neighbouring galaxy to get treated. So long earthlings...

(notice how small you earthlings are to ME)