Friday, April 16, 2010

Second life survival tips


Let's face it - this life has been screwed n we have no chance in hell to do anythin' about it. Even jumpin' from a mountain(as described in the pic) won't help. But don't worry the return of VJ - the indestructible n uncomparable will help you survive your next life (assumin' you'll get one)

Firstly , don't get a bloody job n please stay away from career paths. These just make life such a bugging thing it has become. So just enjoy this second life "career free."

Secondly, become a movie star or a footballer. This will give money, babes n well - wat else do you want?

Next, stop plannin' for the future. Thats such a waste of time. In second life - YOU will just live today, have fun, eat, drink, dope (but drugs for minors will be allowed only under parental supervision) and just freak out as a daily routine.

Finally , get up n deal with your freakin' first life. You must be a real psycho to be goin' through all this n droolin and dreamin all along (like me).

3 comments:

  1. what happened to april? not as witty !! (m your personal critic)

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  2. so u did get my point...career is a 20th century invention and i dont want one. :)

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  3. @ sid xactly senor.
    @ anki not so xact senorita..

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