21 Things to do if you are 21

Assuming you are roughly 21 (ie b/w 15-45 yrs) then these are the things you gotta/shoulda/musta/sorta do in your roughly 21 years of lifetime:

1. Hate the career choice you have made (I start with the basic things)
2. Loved Backstreet boys once, hate them now and even get repelled by their names.
3. Go to Coffee Day and order everything other than coffee.
4. Cry (I mean fake tears to show you are human but laugh internally at someone else's misery).
5. Love your friends and turn into instant enemies as soon as you spot a cool guy/girl or a super delicious piece of chocolate (Doesn't it happen everyday?)
6. Download a virus (unintentionally of-course)
7. Crack up laughing for a joke with your friends which you know is not even close to being funny.
8. Get laid (in dreams at least)
9. Help others to do something which is perfectly pointless.
10. Read this blog - at least once (I am more famous than you think)
11. Facebook (I don't think it deserves a mention, but i am kind)
12. Watch movies in class just because the class is not worth watching.
13. Bunk classes just to show off and send loads of SMSes everyday just because they are cheap.
14. Have a vehicle accident and tell everyone it was some innocent's fault and hog all the bloody sympathy you can get and end up being the centre of attention.
15. Observe Lady gaga and Britney songs (not listen but OBSERVE)
16. Spread rumours and then believe them yourself.
17. Overeat at home but eat only a lil' in front of your friends to 'appear' slim.
18. Abuse with total talent and passion - in public. (Abusing in private is an abuse to abuse itself)
19. Copy in exams and still manage to outscore the person from whom you copied (if you weren't the copier but the 'copied' - it still counts)
20. Blame politicians for your, their and everyone else's fault
21. Crib about everything, act depressed, cause depression, laugh, get high, fall from heights and Genuinely know that these are the best freakin' dayz of your life.

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How to make an atomic bomb

I know, I know... I've made you'll wait too long for my latest post but it is - as always - ingenuously incredibly amazingly indescribably RELEVANT. Almost. Sort off..

How to make an atomic bomb in order to enjoy your insignificant life?
Let me first Honestly and frankly clarify - your life doesn't matter. Come on - It's not like you are ME to make a difference in this universe. But I will help you give the illusion of meaning in your dilapidated life.

Firstly , learn to digress ie go off topic in conversations. Tell a story with no meaning, not even a remote connection to the truth and call it the true story of your life. It works all the time - trust me. Us the words trust me a lot and nod while saying things like "Try it dude, its safe" - while you hand your friend a tequila shot mixed with kerosene or when you order cocaine on the phone by dialing 100 and saying "Oops sorry - wrong number" and ensure the call is made from the friend's cell phone.

Second, live selflessly - but only for yourself, be helpful - but only to yourself and be kind - but only for you know who.

Finally, prove your genius by earning a million dollars. Easiest way - win a lottery. Then spend it judiciously in Vegas. And most importantly -
Wait! Wait a bit more.
Are you wondering what does all this has to do with the topic of this blog ie "How to make an atomic bomb"
My gullible friend - refer point one again.