Thursday, August 26, 2010

21 Things to do if you are 21

Assuming you are roughly 21 (ie b/w 15-45 yrs) then these are the things you gotta/shoulda/musta/sorta do in your roughly 21 years of lifetime:

1. Hate the career choice you have made (I start with the basic things)
2. Loved Backstreet boys once, hate them now and even get repelled by their names.
3. Go to Coffee Day and order everything other than coffee.
4. Cry (I mean fake tears to show you are human but laugh internally at someone else's misery).
5. Love your friends and turn into instant enemies as soon as you spot a cool guy/girl or a super delicious piece of chocolate (Doesn't it happen everyday?)
6. Download a virus (unintentionally of-course)
7. Crack up laughing for a joke with your friends which you know is not even close to being funny.
8. Get laid (in dreams at least)
9. Help others to do something which is perfectly pointless.
10. Read this blog - at least once (I am more famous than you think)
11. Facebook (I don't think it deserves a mention, but i am kind)
12. Watch movies in class just because the class is not worth watching.
13. Bunk classes just to show off and send loads of SMSes everyday just because they are cheap.
14. Have a vehicle accident and tell everyone it was some innocent's fault and hog all the bloody sympathy you can get and end up being the centre of attention.
15. Observe Lady gaga and Britney songs (not listen but OBSERVE)
16. Spread rumours and then believe them yourself.
17. Overeat at home but eat only a lil' in front of your friends to 'appear' slim.
18. Abuse with total talent and passion - in public. (Abusing in private is an abuse to abuse itself)
19. Copy in exams and still manage to outscore the person from whom you copied (if you weren't the copier but the 'copied' - it still counts)
20. Blame politicians for your, their and everyone else's fault
21. Crib about everything, act depressed, cause depression, laugh, get high, fall from heights and Genuinely know that these are the best freakin' dayz of your life.

{PS - do mention your score as a comment (1 point for each task accomplished and 100 points for achieving task number 10 )}

2 comments:

  1. You know I accomplished # 10 ages ago, so that's 100 points right there.
    My score is 11 on 21, which is pretty OK I guess.
    I still "roughly" have a lot of time before the grandchildren can be barfing all over me :|

    By the way # 18 is SOOOOO you, no? :P I mean at least I think so :P

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  2. I generally do not abuse in public (but blogs are an exception and there are certain daily exceptions as well):)
    PS nice pic

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