So here is a non-rough guide to help YOU take over the world:
1. Capture the Web -
Open a website like torrents or google and capture the world's attention and hypnotise their minds (assuming they still have them). I refuse to include the social networking websites here as I prefer non-cheaters only. But if you lack the talent - which obviously you do - take over such websites by hook or by crook. I personally prefer the latter as it requires more talent.
2. Conquer media -
Open a tv network of your own and force people to watch non-sense like vampire love stories, kids flying on brooms etc.
3. The easiest - buy yourself a globe.
Cheap n best option and gives you the perfect illusion of happiness in your miserable and hopeless journey, which you have the unabashed boldness, to refer as 'life.'
