How To Take Over the WORLD

No kidding - its pretty easy to take over the world.. Me n my cousin (Anu Di) have done it quite a few times.. Its just that we haven't informed the world.... YET!

So here is a non-rough guide to help YOU take over the world:

1. Capture the Web -

Open a website like torrents or google and capture the world's attention and hypnotise their minds (assuming they still have them). I refuse to include the social networking websites here as I prefer non-cheaters only. But if you lack the talent - which obviously you do - take over such websites by hook or by crook. I personally prefer the latter as it requires more talent.

2. Conquer media -

Open a tv network of your own and force people to watch non-sense like vampire love stories, kids flying on brooms etc.

3. The easiest - buy yourself a globe.

Cheap n best option and gives you the perfect illusion of happiness in your miserable and hopeless journey, which you have the unabashed boldness, to refer as 'life.'