Once there was a boy and a girl.

Once there was a problem and a solution.
Well...
And that's about it. (You can fill in the details).

OK, this is no way to treat a blog. I'll tell you something a little longer to engage your dwindling attention.
Please ponder on this - Why do we not kill useless old people, environmental hazards aka fat people and noisy kids?
...... (time for pondering)...........
I feel it's because, most of us are/will become one of them or generally were in the latter category. Makes me wanna play Zombieland on most of the human race.

She might be your daughter

He is you.

But I'm generally a peaceful bloke.
But tell me, place your heart on your hand and tell me (ok, that was supposed to be vice-versa as you'd probably die if you just did what I told you to) so, tell me if you have never felt like murdering?
Yup, I knew it: The answer is always, ALWAYS.

So, I will give you a solution to get rid of those annoying problems.
Well...
And that's about it. (You can fill in the details).