True love.

So let me spin you...a story. Maybe, you'll smile. Else, try a mirror.

You have (somehow) caught fire. (In the list of things to catch in life, fire is not highly recommended).
In this fascinating situation, you are - as per your brain's programming and available talents - panicking with full enthusiasm and energy. That's because your life matters to you.
Just before your whole life starts a tiresome recap of itself...

You see a swimming pool right next to you.
You saw hope.THEY all did.
You knew you would be saved. They ALL did.
But as you jumped in the pool you got hit by a torpedo and you died.
(Yes, they laughed. THEY all DID).

Don't ask me how did that come there as YOU are the one who caught fire, in the first place.
(Moving on, with slightly drained enthusiasm and energy).

So that's what happens when you destroy the environment and build bombs. Vengeance strikes. And it hurts. People die. And you are people. To be exact, you are one people.
Save trees, they're better than people. Because no tree ever made a torpedo. And it won't set you on fire. Actually it'll catch fire for you.  Ask the family of firewood if you don't believe me.
That's true love.

THE childhood

At this sensitive age, where we are approaching the end of contact with our childhood (sadly), let us look back at my, yours n OUR childhood. THE childhood.

What made the childhood, THE childhood (no, caps lock is not the answer. Just stfu and read, maga).

Uno - We were *very* young.... (yes, that's bleeding obvious but please read further)

Dos - DRAGON ball Z....

Now, if you didn't watch this, I sincerely hope we find travel for the sake of your non-existent childhood.
Kaaaameee.......
The battle, the humour, the STORY...
yaaaaaaaameeeehhhh......
Even today I talk about it with my friends and fight for Goku, Vegeta, Piccalo,Yamcha etc like little school kids. Pure bliss.
Yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.........
(say hello to the next dimension for me)

Goku - "I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster."

Tres - No NEED to work.
(Wo)Man, you all agree on this (and if you don't, you probably are a sadistic snail or your parents didn't love you. Ask them, you are probably adopted or you were a mistake when the lights went out)

Cuatro - No ambition, except for playing more and more.
Ambition, career and other hogwash is mind-splittingly over-rated, machas/machis. Playing and fighting with friends, good time on TV and computer, that's the life and you know it.
(Well, if you don't - you suck).

If you are not in your childhood anymore, that's inevitably sad. But if you still got a bunch of nutcase friends like you, then you will never be far from your childhood.
(That's almost smart, you are ordered to please read the above line again).

Important techniques for daily usage

To improve your daily conversation, (psuedo)scientist Sir Vipul Jain (the prefix Sir being purely orna mental) suggests you all of this -

1. Name calling -
Cancerous retard, mindless chimp, drooling maggot, deranged cubicle, fat iphone, tall midget, perverted lamp, internet explorer, pawn head (see what I did there?) are the one's that leap to my mind.

2. Exaggerated comparisons -
I'd rather look at cat vomit than your face, you cause atheists to believe in hell, your green eyes look like those of a fat frog having a breath taking heart attack, I'd rather dismember myself than listen to you whine, your writing is the pinnacle of human regression (not mine, per se).

3. Pause/whisper/scream for effect -
Pause for effect, use whispering and screaming techniques for the best effect.
"I am your... (scream) FATHER.....(long pause) ...(then whisper, when he/she's gone)... not." 

4. Avoid people -
This is - by far - the best way to have an interesting conversation.