I know, I know... I've made you'll wait too long for my latest post but it is - as always - ingenuously incredibly amazingly indescribably RELEVANT. Almost. Sort off..
How to make an atomic bomb in order to enjoy your insignificant life?
Let me first Honestly and frankly clarify - your life doesn't matter. Come on - It's not like you are ME to make a difference in this universe. But I will help you give the illusion of meaning in your dilapidated life.
Firstly , learn to digress ie go off topic in conversations. Tell a story with no meaning, not even a remote connection to the truth and call it the true story of your life. It works all the time - trust me. Us the words trust me a lot and nod while saying things like "Try it dude, its safe" - while you hand your friend a tequila shot mixed with kerosene or when you order cocaine on the phone by dialing 100 and saying "Oops sorry - wrong number" and ensure the call is made from the friend's cell phone.
Second, live selflessly - but only for yourself, be helpful - but only to yourself and be kind - but only for you know who.
Finally, prove your genius by earning a million dollars. Easiest way - win a lottery. Then spend it judiciously in Vegas. And most importantly -
Wait! Wait a bit more.
Are you wondering what does all this has to do with the topic of this blog ie "How to make an atomic bomb"
My gullible friend - refer point one again.
small-but-sweet
ReplyDelete@mio: you have the decency to comment. I appreciate that but You have to do much better than that to compensate for your srikhand act.
ReplyDeleteamazing srikhand, yaad na dilaao yaara!
ReplyDeletebtw who is this ANONYMOUS, or better question why is (s)he anonymous?
Who this anonymous is, is a secret. And the reason for anonymity is anonymous too.
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